Haiku Filler

0.

Take a seat, look round,

Make an ef-fort and read stuff.

This is a wild ride.

1.

The noise up some-times

is way too strong to let the

head-phones vo-lume down.

2.

Believes he-ro in head.

Made head blow up big time; thus

this Hai-ku fil-ler.

3.

In-sa-ni-ty laughs,

un-der pres-sure we're crack-ing

... wait a sec, that's Queen and David Bowie. Awesome song anyway.

3.

Got-ta tell ma-ma,

got-ta tell pa-pa, that me

doubts en-gi-neer-ing.

4.

Sto-mach in an-ger.

Must mean I'm feel-ing hun-ger.

Gon-na take a bite.

5.

Girl in my head makes

stuff I just don't com-pre-hend.

Either know her or eject.

6.

Stand-ing there with your

smile blind-ing your eyes from seeing my face as I'm dying to figure out a girl. But she drifts so far away, I'm on her coast so maybe I should stay

6.

When wri-ting hai-ku,

turn vo-lume down or mu-sic

writes ly-rics for you.

7.

Hear a con-fe-ssion:

I s-kipped Cal-cu-lus to

write this thing, so fun.

8.

Too much noise in head,

ma-king me say "fuck this shit."

To-day, I take break.

9.

Vent-ing fire is good

to re-lax the mind and soul.

I will watch "Fight Club."

I don't hear the noise anymore.

BTW, I've syllabified these English words in pretty much any way I think they can be broken, because for English syllabification there is no standard whatsoever. Bear with the results.